Bite me.

Weep, little lion man, you're not as brave as you were at the start.

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

(via soufflegirl)

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

(via flairey)

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

(via vuitos)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via youtubeofficial)

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(via vuitos)

  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via vuitos)