(via boomdrawoffizix)
When you die, you’re not going to say to yourself “You know, I think I had too much sex”.
—A Wise Man (via boomdrawoffizix)
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honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond
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If I ever get married my wedding vows will include “because life is long and you are hot” and no one can stop me.
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(via plurparadise)
sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know
(via grapewallofchina)
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i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
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