Bite me.

Weep, little lion man, you're not as brave as you were at the start.
cockfails:

Classic #girls night with regular #wine glasses

cockfails:

Classic #girls night with regular #wine glasses

lilmisscheekbones:

Whenever I see a survey result about the average amount of time a person spends online daily I kinda worry I’m Internet Georg

(via neilnevins)

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower